Welcome to YEPKAY. We know you’re here for the chaotic animal parodies, not to read a 50-page legal document. However, because we actually care about your privacy (and because the internet lawyers told us to), here is how we handle your information.

1. THE STUFF WE COLLECT

When you hang out at the Swamp (our website), we collect a few things:

• Order Info: Your name, shipping address, and email so we know where to send that alligator t-shirt.

• Payment Info: We use Stripe to process payments. We don’t actually see your full credit card number (thank god, that’s too much responsibility).

• Tech Stuff: Your IP address and cookies, so we know if you’re a human or a very clever raccoon trying to buy a hoodie.

2. HOW WE USE YOUR DATA

We use your info to:

• Fulfill your orders via our production partner, Printful.

• Send you updates (only if you ask for them).

• Prevent fraud (to make sure no one is using your card to buy 100 pug shirts without your permission).

3. WHO WE SHARE IT WITH

We don't sell your data to sketchy third parties. We only share it with our "Work Buddies" who help us run the shop:

• Squarespace: Our website host.

• Printful: Our printing legends who make and ship your gear.

• Stripe: Our secure payment gateway.

4. COOKIES (NOT THE CHOCOLATE KIND)

We use cookies to remember what’s in your cart and to see which animal memes are the most popular. You can turn them off in your browser, but the site might act a bit weird (weirder than usual).

5. YOUR RIGHTS

If you want us to delete your data or show you what we have, just hit us up at our Contact Page. We’ll handle it faster than a greyhound on a caffeine rush.

6. UPDATES

We might update this policy occasionally. If we do, we’ll change the date at the top.

By using YEPKAY, you’re cool with all of this. Now, go find a shirt that makes your neighbors uncomfortable.